All right ladies and gents, time to gather ringside for the first installment of Who Would Win in a Fight? Every Friday we at Dark Elf Dice hope to bring you the world’s greatest slap downs — hypothetical match ups between two opponents ready to brawl in a no-holds barred fight to the finish. This week we have a great title bout between two juggernauts of comic book fame and it’s time to ask:
Who would win in a fight? The Shredder or Wolverine?
And in this corner: The Shredder!
If you know your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles then you know The Shredder is one bad dude. He’s the ninja leader of the Foot clan and made his first comic book appearance in 1984. He’s been kicking since your daddy’s worn parachute pants and has been the Turtles’ arch nemesis ever since. He’s strong, he’s intelligent and he sports freaking armor — samurai inspired duds with sharp spikes and Freddy Kruger blades extending from his hands. Ouch!
- Strength: 15
- Endurance: 15
- Dexterity: 16
- Intelligence: 16
- Wisdom: 17
- Charisma: 17
- Willpower: 16
- Special Abilities: crazy ninja skills, leadership skills (like Donald Trump, but without the hair)
- Favorite Weapon: shredder blades
- Favorite Saying: “Foot! Attack!”
And in this corner: Wolverine!
If you’re a fan of brooding tough guys, then you gotta love Wolverine. He started in 1974 as a Canadian superhuman agent in The Incredible Hulk #181, but Wolvie will forever be known as the second-hairiest member of the X-Men (Beast being first). What’s not to love about the world’s favorite mutant? He has super healing powers, an adamantium skeleton, a bad temper that puts even the crabbiest DMV clerk to shame (“Next!”) and six razor-sharp claws that spring from the back of his hands whenever he feels the need to rumble in the jungle. Snikt!
- Strength: 16
- Endurance: 18
- Dexterity: 16
- Intelligence: 13
- Wisdom: 14
- Charisma: 12
- Willpower: 17
- Special Abilities: mutant healing powers, martial arts master, superhuman senses (sight, smell, etc.)
- Favorite Weapon: adamantium claws
- Favorite Saying: “Outta my way, bub.”
And the winner is… Wolverine!
On the surface this is a real compelling fight. Both opponents face off with similar weapons and a knowledge of the martial arts. It’s a spirited brawl with lots of pushing and shoving, but Wolverine takes Shredder down hard in Round 2. Shredder is undoubtedly one nasty customer, but the ninja leader tends to let his Foot clan do the bulk of his fighting for him. He just doesn’t have the moxie to go one-on-one in a street fight with Wolverine for an extended period of time. And don’t forget, Wolvie has his mutant healing ability. Hard to keep a guy down who keeps getting back up.